This was going to be for my next attempt, but copy cats have killed the joy. One of them put the same joke on a few hundred letters. Kinda pisses me off a little. Anyway for your enjoyment I present what I googles. I found a site called wowbash where I found a lot of these. Hearing your customers tell their jokes in trade chat is awesome! REALLY REALLY VERY AWESOME! It makes other people want to buy a letter and it lets you know people are having fun. People who tell their joke in trade chat are really complimenting you, the product they bought is making them happy. They sent me lots of whispers, talked about in trade for a few days... came up with jokes I didn't write. It was really great. I didn't really make a whole lot off the letters, certainly not as much as I could doing anything else, but it was fun.
Q: A tauren is standing in a river, surrounded by 20 Gnome Mages that specialise in Frost Magic. How will he get out?
A: Wet and cold.
Q: How many Gnomes does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them
Q: What do undead tauren say?
Q: Why to orcs make the best gardeners?
A: They have green thumbs
Q: What do you call a pool full of paladins?
A: A bubble bath
Q: Why don't warriors have thier weapons enchanted with intellecence?
A: They don't want thier weapons to be smarter than them
A Druid in Dire Bear form gose into a bar and says "I will have a ....
... ... pint of beer, please."
The bartender asks "Why the huge pause?"
The druid responds "I don't know, I have always had them."
Q: How many murlocks does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: Why did the taurn wear Je'Tze's Bell around his neck?
A: His horns didn't work.
Q: How many paladins does it take to chance a light bulb?
A: two... one to hold the ladder and the other to uphold the light!
Q: Why did the paladin move to Undercity?
A: He thought he was Turning Undead
Did you hear that the Lich King released a new calendar for 2010? It's selling well but his days are numbered.
Q: How many GM's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, it's working as intended.
Q: How many rogues does it take to kill a paladin?
A: One to attack him and one to wait for him at the inn.
Q: How many gnome does it take to install a light bulb?
A: One, but it will also play music, tell time and make toast.
An angry gnome mage walks into a bar. The bartend asks what he'll have to drink. The gnome mage replies "I CAN MAKE MY OWN DRINKS!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
Offended the bartender says "No reason to be short"
Q: How many gnomes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Not really sure, we can't stack them high enough
Q: Why didn't the undead cross the road with the chicken?
A: He didn't have the guts
Did you hear abot the tauren and the gnome who escaped from the Stockades? The guards are searching high and low for them.
A level 80 gnome level 20 for some gold. Why, when you can easily get it yourself. The gnome replies "I am sorry, I seem to be a little short"
Q: What do you get if you cross a ram with a murloc?
Q: Why didn't Illidan eat his dinner?
A: It was not prepared!